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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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mala-educacion:

Letting my man know what’s gonna happen if he thinks he’s slick

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mala-educacion:

backinthedaywhenweuseto:

lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

i thought he was upset cuz she has no butt and didnt want to put his dick on her back

You better put that boner on my back to wake me up and start pulling my underwear off to fuck me… THO

titytwochainz:

research

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I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

unknown (via kushandwizdom)

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If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.

Alfred Tennyson (via kushandwizdom)

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ms-sarcasticbitch:

Zipcy (Seoul, Korea, Republic of) - Morning Smoking Girl, 2014     Drawings: Ink (via red-lipstick)

 
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